Pachelbel.

For those who haven't seen this little rant yet, take a look:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM.

I've always hated Pachelbel's Canon as well. The bass part was half notes. Unlike the cello section, we didn't even get quarter notes. After watching this, however, I went and downloaded the Vitamin C song that is referenced in the above video. And even though I can't stand Pachelbel, and even though the Vitamin C song is as awful as awful gets... well... it's still kinda catchy.