Thursday, May 28, 2015
An open letter about rape.
Fear not. I promise to return.
Sunday, October 12, 2014
I logged into this blog for the first time in several years and moderated about 30 comments. And then it hit me: I should WRITE again! So much time has passed and so much stuff has happened. These days, I'm considering taking my show on the road and trying out stand up comedy. I've got a decade's worth of public defenders war stories, more musings on relationships, and something new to discuss: ROLLER DERBY OFFICIATING.
In the meantime, check out my most recent (and defunct) project: The Block Docket, tales of cops and robbers, depicted in LEGO (tm)!
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
For four years, I would giggle whenever I passed the deli section and noticed the sign for Deluca's homemade "Black Anus Beef Stew." For four years, the sign never changed. And for four years, I never saw anyone buy that homemade anus beef stew.
Finally, a month before I graduated from college in 2001, I finally pointed out the spelling mistake to a guy behind the deli counter. He happened to be the owner's son.
"Man!" he exclaimed. "My dad has been wondering for years why NO ONE ever bought that stew."
Sunday, March 4, 2012
Monday, November 28, 2011
In which I take part in an online chat with a 47-year-old I've not met. He opens with a story of how he's been invited to have sex with a woman and her husband.
ME: I don't judge people who swing. But sex with near-strangers is NOT my thing.
HIM: I've not experienced that....but would imbibe
ME: "imbibe" means "to drink"
HIM: I know......:)
ME: uh huh
HIM: drink from the secret, forbidden elixir in this case
ME: are you always so prosaic?
ME: because it's not secret, forbidden elixir.
ME: it's just fucking some guy's wife.
HIM: haven't thought of that.....perhaps....
I blocked him; he no longer has the ability to write or chat with me.
Friday, November 18, 2011
Monday, November 7, 2011
I realized something last night. It never stops. Love. Once you love someone, you don't fall out of love. It's always there and it's a part of you. So instead of trying to desperately fall out of love and stop caring, it's far simpler just to let that love go. Release it rather than fight against it. And remember how good it felt when it was a part of you and not just something that existed in a buried cavern inside yourself. Those people that I have loved... That love isn't gone. It's just faded, and I remember it as I'd remember a trip to the circus when I was five years old. A memory, dull, washed out, yet still alive.
I wrote that over six years ago in my journal. In retrospect, I am not sure who I was writing about. I suppose the most likely explanation would be that I was writing about Mike. Best Friend Mike, who has appeared in my ramblings since 2005. In fact, he appeared in my very first blog entry, Writing Without a Purpose. I wrote about him after our breakup-of-sorts. Apparently, I even wrote about this very journal passage back in 2006.
Mike has been my only love. I don't mean this in a love-is-unicorns-shitting-rainbows sort of way. There are no fairy tale endings. In real life, the prince rarely saves the damsel in distress and teen love grows into 40-something resentment. Life is strange and unpredictable and love follows life's path. Mark Twain put it best when he said, "Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense."
Nothing about my relationship with Mike ever made sense. Since our breakup six-plus years ago, I've gotten married, been diagnosed with depression and anxiety, been medicated, underwent therapy, realized the truth about addiction, kicked out my husband and filed for divorce. For the first time in my life, I am happy. I am content with my life and take solace in the day-to-day monotony as well as the little adventures that happen to everyone.
Mike and I spent this past Saturday together. It was the first time we've seen each other (or even really talked) in three years. It's the first time we've connected since I got married. The talk, the humor, the level of connection was not the same as it used to be.
It was stronger.
He is happy, too, no longer emotionally sapped from a brutal 14-year-marriage and terrible, wicked divorce from the first girl with whom he ever had sex. Like me, he is content with his life. He spends his evenings making art or pondering science and has his own little adventures. In 2005, we spent about a year together, unhappy as individuals and afraid to let ourselves be vulnerable, preferring to be numb, feeling better about it because each of us, in our misery, had company.
We are both happy now and therefore more at ease with ourselves and each other. The took a leap back into the friendship we'd had, but without the negative energy and the need to fight and the need to over analyze ever word we said to each other. We let ourselves be ourselves and enjoyed our time together.
He has tough work hours, though we have promised to see more of each other. We spoke on the phone last night for hours, like we used to, not realizing we'd talked for so long until both realizing it was past time to go to bed.
For the first time ever in our relationship (and perhaps in my life), I have let go of my fatalism. I am not concerned that things won't end well. I'm not looking to define our relationship with any specific labels or agenda. I am simply looking forward to seeing where this ride will take us.
My wish for everyone is a wonderful ride, wherever it leads.
Monday, October 24, 2011
I tell dirty jokes, I don't leave the room to fart, I don't care about designer clothing or being a trophy wife. I clean up really well, but I'm definitely not high society. I'm too scrappy. Oh, and I used to be a slut and I've had sex with women. So there's that.
Perhaps my life is more interested than I'd originally thought.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
So I just made an appointment for October 18th to get my hair cut. I am writing to remind you not to forget your fucking crimper this time. If I am not crimped, I will be very, very angry. Do you really wanna see this broad angry?
Not to worry, though: I'll be sure to remind you as the 18th approaches.
How difficult is it to get one's hair crimped these days?
After my appointment is over, I plan to play with My Little Ponies and Rainbow Bright for the rest of the day.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
My life has changed quite a bit and I suppose those few of you left out there may be vaguely interested to know what's been going on. So I shall cut to the chase: I am getting divorced. I will be legally unmarried in early December. It's been a rather long time coming (almost half the time we've been married), and we've been a part for a while now. I took some time to file only because I was trying to work through some legal loopholes insofar as medical insurance (for him) was concerned.
Do not pity me or tell me you are sorry to hear of it. Be advised that I am quite content and happier than I was. See, marrying an addict can take a lot out of a person. In entries that are years old, you may remember my having stated that I would never date an addict. For reasons still oddly unknown, I overlooked that criterion when I chose to marry The Former Mister Vixen only a month after he proposed; nine months after we met.
When the relapse started in August 2010. There are details. Many, many, sordid and dirty little details that are of no consequence at this juncture. Suffice to say, enough became enough, and I found myself living alone once again.
And as it once was, and is again, I cannot wait to see what happens next. My spirit of adventure has risen again and I intend to put it to good use. If anyone out there cares to join me, you are all welcome.