In which I take part in an online chat with a 47-year-old I've not met. He opens with a story of how he's been invited to have sex with a woman and her husband.
ME: I don't judge people who swing. But sex with near-strangers is NOT my thing.
HIM: I've not experienced that....but would imbibe
ME: "imbibe" means "to drink"
HIM: I know......:)
ME: uh huh
HIM: drink from the secret, forbidden elixir in this case
ME: are you always so prosaic?
ME: because it's not secret, forbidden elixir.
ME: it's just fucking some guy's wife.
HIM: haven't thought of that.....perhaps....
I blocked him; he no longer has the ability to write or chat with me.