...who has forgotten how much I love the '80s.
So I just made an appointment for October 18th to get my hair cut. I am writing to remind you not to forget your fucking crimper this time. If I am not crimped, I will be very, very angry. Do you really wanna see this broad angry?
Not to worry, though: I'll be sure to remind you as the 18th approaches.
How difficult is it to get one's hair crimped these days?
After my appointment is over, I plan to play with My Little Ponies and Rainbow Bright for the rest of the day.