Sunday, September 30, 2007

The veal of humanity.

So Chris and I were discussing cannibalism a while back. I told him that he'd likely not taste very good. He'd be all stringy and gristly. He responded by telling me that I would taste delicious. Why? Because I'd stew in my own fat juices. How sweet. He's good like that.

Then I got to thinking. It's been argued that if people turned to cannibalism, it would be so wonderful, that we'd not be able to go back. Which made me wonder what the best tasting human would be. The answer: babies. All that tender, succulent goodness.

Mmmmmm. Babies.

1 comment:

Paul Bourque said...

Babies. The other white meat!!