Most of you know that I don't generally get along very well with women. They irritate me. They whine and complain about really stupid things. They like shopping. For shoes, in particular. And handbags. You know how many handbags I have? Four. You can only carry one at a time, so how many do you really need???
There are three types of women who drive me particularly crazy:
(1) Skinny girls who complain about being fat. You wanna know what's worse than being fat? My foot up your ass.
(2) Skinny girls who complain that they can't gain weight. The rest of us wish we had that problem.
(3) Girls who wear chopsticks in their hair.
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