I'm trying to convince Chris to take penis-enlarging drugs.Why?
Because I think it'd be awesome if his penis shot lasers. Like the Monster Cock.
Clarification: No, I don't really want Chris to get a penis enlargement. He already has a Monster Cock. Really, folks. He's hung. Hung like a jury with a seriously nagging doubt. (I love you, Chris. Thanks for putting up with me discussing your genitals in a public forum.)
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Okay. Wow. Does he READ your blog? Do his friends read your blog??? I can only imagine the fun conversations that must await him "She was JOKING... I swear... and quit calling me Stubby..."
And the pic is SUCH a nice touch. Looks like an exhibit, but I just can't place what kind of a trial it would be for... (laugh)
Your blog is one of the most interesting blogs I have seen. ALWAYS a great read. Thanks!
Okay, so I'm totally joking. I'm using my boyfriend as a narrative tool. I've never told him to enlarge his penis. And I found that picture online.
Okay, so I LOVE the clarification!!! That really cracks me up...
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