I have a crush on someone.
It's not a Ruin The Marriage sort of crush. No, it's a passing crush. It's a fluffy meaninglessness. Mostly, it's a distraction from real life that will never be acted upon, even if the crushee were interested (he's not), available (he's not), or geographically desirable (he's not).
The novelty is amusing and entertaining, though.
I'll be surprised if my crush lasts through the end of the week.