You heard it here first. I totally got hitched today. My newly-appointed husband was wholly inappropriate and tried to make me laugh during the civil ceremony. And speaking of inappropriate...
The Town Clerk not only awards marriage licenses, but doles out hunting licenses. They had posted a flyer with drawings of different birds. The husband may have been inappropriate during the ceremony, but I was the one who laughed at at the bird name "woodcock."
I'm such a child. Thus, I find it amusing that people depend on me to get them outta The Pokey.
7 comments:
Congratulations you bunch of love-woodcocks! :D
Congrats!
Congratulations! Live long and prosper!
Congrats on the license.
Woodcock...insert joke about fertility and consummation here.
well done!
Marriage license and Hunting license. I almost hate to ask: you didn't release doves at your ceremony, did you?
Kidding. Horrible Horrible Joke!
Congrats! Best wishes to you both!
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